1. Granted I did fall into a pond wearing a dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
2. We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
3. If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
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2. We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
3. If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
4. Sooooo guess who's TikTok famous now?