Texts From Last Night

[amberblaze]

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[actnormal]

(・・ ) ?

Not news?

[onahairtrigger]

Koichi's been calling you a cryptid for a while dude

Also you didn't answer my question

[actnormal]

Yeah but it's Koichi. He thinks Akira's a cryptid.

Apparently all my dumpster diving has made me famous. I think. Some of the videos were a little thirsty.

[onahairtrigger]

Akira isn't NOT a cryptid

Hold on I need to check a few of these out

[A while later:]

I would not call some of those a "little" thirsty but wow you weren't kidding

[actnormal]

brb texting Akira to confirm cryptid-ness

[And then when Josuke texts back:]

Oh no did they get thirstier?

[onahairtrigger]

[Sending over one of the thirstier ones he found!]

[actnormal]

(⊙_⊙)

Oh wow they uh

hm

don't think I'm taking my shirt off in the heat again

then again they did do a weird filter to give me abs

[onahairtrigger]

Yeah uh

Maybe give it a rest for a bit, at least until this dies down

[actnormal]

Can I come hide at your place before March and her friends find them

[onahairtrigger]

Oh absolutely

[actnormal]

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