JoJo's Bizarre AU

[ripetuto]

Cascada: A hamon wielder who resides on Air Supplena Island. She largely isn't involved with Joseph and Caesar's training, since her focus is on the healing side of the practice. Looks up to Lisa Lisa a great deal, and treats the boys like they're her rowdy little brothers.

Zappa, Turner, Joplin, & Garcia: A quartet of Stand-users who work for the Speedwagon Foundation.

Lucrezia Stelline, Sara Canestrelli, & Natale Amaretto: A trio of back-alley doctors who work at a clinic in Naples affiliated with Passione. All three have Stands.

Lia Brooks: An American sixteen year old stuck in Italy after a vacation gone horribly wrong. Shot by some assholes, saved by Bucciarati, subsequently joined Passione and his team. Stand name is Astral Romance, which grants her some batshit durability and also shoot-em-up mechanics via flower petals.

Prompto Argentum: Another child of Dio's, he and Bucciarati meet when Bucciarati stumbles into his hideaway after a fight. Stand name is Paparazzi, a Stand that looks like a camera that allows Prompto to affect anyone shown in the picture.

"Nines": A teenager of unknown origin who seems to be anywhere and everywhere at once. Formerly a member of a group of twisted Stand users, recently left this group to wander around and learn what he can on his own. Stand name is Puppet Loosely Strung, which allows him to take over another person's actions for a time; however, the longer he stays in the more psychic backlash he feels when he leaves, and if he is in for too long, he risks losing himself.

Yuu: A transfer student who attended Giorno's school up until being stabbed by Black Sabbath's Stand arrow, and is then left with little choice but to join Passione. Stand name is Jar of Hearts, which allows for the collection and storage of others' injuries, thus healing them. These injuries cannot be stored indefinitely and have to be inflicted on something or someone within a certain amount of time or else Yuu will take the brunt of the damage themself. Has a sub-Stand ability called Heartbreaker, allowing for Yuu to weaponize their own physical and emotional pain.

Comments

[bolledivita]

Oh? Like what?

[andnextyoullsay]

[VERY EXPLICT FANTASIES GO HERE]

[bolledivita]

[Well.

You know what.

He did ask for this.]

Well. I suppose once we've recovered, we'll have to see about making some of those a reality.

[andnextyoullsay]

Nice!

What's nice?

[Suzi walks in with a wheelchair for Joseph, who's eyes suddenly go wide.]

N-nothing!

[bolledivita]

[Ever-so-casually:] I'll help get him into that wheelchair.

[andnextyoullsay]

Grazie, caro. Jojo, I swore I heard you talking about butts!

No you didn't!

[bolledivita]

[Yup, just casually helping Joseph into the wheelchair. Never mind the grin.]

[andnextyoullsay]

Yes, I did! You were praising Caesar's ass and talking about--

Nothing a lady needs to have heard or repeat!

This lady has her own ideas about that, Jojo!

[bolledivita]

And this lady seems to have heard a considerable amount of that anyway.

[He's helping.]

[andnextyoullsay]

Not helping, Caesar!

[This will continue the entire time he gets into the wheelchair and Suzi wheels him to the new room, if allowed.]

[bolledivita]

What are you talking about, I'm totally helping!

[Yeah, this is absolutely continuing.]

[andnextyoullsay]

[Eventually they get out of the public wing and into the long-term private wing at least.]

God, you're both terrible. I thought you loved me!

[bolledivita]

We do love you! Besides, you give as good as you get, tesoro~

[andnextyoullsay]

I'll show you giving as good as I get! When we're both able to give anything, that is.

[Suzi breaks down into wild giggling.]

[bolledivita]

[And Caesar is definitely snickering.]

[andnextyoullsay]

I'm just saying, our wedding night will be very busy!

[bolledivita]

And I'm looking forward to it.

[A beat.]

Wait. Wedding?

[andnextyoullsay]

Yes? I mean, one of us will have to marry Suzi so it looks respectable to others--

But I am to marry one, I want to marry the other, and I want you both to be married. Even if it isn't official, I think we all deserve this, don't you, bello?

[bolledivita]

[Nodding!

Someone may have assumed he was just not really going to be having a wedding at all, so.]

[andnextyoullsay]

And I have a perfect solution. You are both blond Italians. I am a brunet Brit. I marry Suzi officially, we do a private ceremony with just us and Granny Erina and anyone who isn't an asshole for you and me and you and Suzi, and then no matter who the father is, any children with blond hair clearly just take after their mother.

[bolledivita]

... Ah, that's perfect!

[andnextyoullsay]

[The biggest fucking grin.]

I thought so. You'll look very pretty in white, Caesarino.

[bolledivita]

I most certainly will. And Suzi will make for a radiant bride.

[andnextyoullsay]

[That grin suddenly goes sappy and utterly in love as he looks to Suzi and then to Caesar.]

You both will. God, how did I get so lucky? Two perfect, beautiful people, and they both want me.

[bolledivita]

I want to know how I got so lucky, too.

[Pressing a kiss to Joseph's head.]