faerieblaze | Texts From Last Night

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From:

felyney

1.And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me wanting desperately to cuss out a tourist. The streak continues.

2. I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says "do NOT buy me shots" On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in French, and sudden sleep.

3. Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..

4. ...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.

Edited Date: 2024-06-13 03:45 am (UTC)

From:

betrayaladorned

I imagine the first of those would almost certainly prompt people to do so *more*...

From:

felyney

Ah but see it's the "indiscriminate" that's the kicker. I may not make out with the person who bought the shot!

From:

betrayaladorned

But you might, and some may consider that worth the gamble.

... Also some might buy you shots for the yelling in French simply because they might find it amusing.

From:

felyney

But only if I'm drunk （；´д｀）ゞ I AM French, I can yell in French sober but no one wants to hear that.

From:

betrayaladorned

That depends entirely on what you're yelling and why in my case. ( ᵘ ᵕ ᵘ ⁎)

From:

felyney

True true! You DO like it when I yell nonsense at people who don't understand it so they think I'm furious~

From:

betrayaladorned

Precisely!

... Also I have to admit, you *are* rather attractive when you are furious.

From:

felyney

You are the only one who thinks so, ma chere~ Everyone else thinks I'm terrifying.

Unless you're Lynette, of course, but sisters are like that.

From:

betrayaladorned

Of course.

But terrifying is part of the appeal for me~

From:

felyney

Much like your strength is a part of your appeal for me, mon beau printemps.

From:

betrayaladorned

Oh? So I should show off more for you, then?

From:

felyney

Please and thank you?

From:

betrayaladorned

Of course, dear~

From:

felyney

Your kindness and willingness to put up with me is one of the many, many things I love about you. Your intelligence, your strength, your soft hair, your perfect breasts...