1.And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me wanting desperately to cuss out a tourist. The streak continues.
2. I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says "do NOT buy me shots" On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in French, and sudden sleep.
3. Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
4. ...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
1. Granted I did fall into a pond wearing a dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
2. We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
3. If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
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Date: 2024-05-11 10:28 am (UTC)2. Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
3. Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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Date: 2024-06-13 03:42 am (UTC)2. I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says "do NOT buy me shots" On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in French, and sudden sleep.
3. Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
4. ...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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Date: 2024-07-20 02:18 pm (UTC)2. We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
3. If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
4. Sooooo guess who's TikTok famous now?
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